Jason Gaston

This is one of those weeks where I hope to be sane when it’s all said and done. We are gearing up for our Fall Retreat this weekend and are so excited about what God is going to do. Yes, we believe that God is going to do great things through the proclamation of His word, time in prayer, Worship in music and some good ol’fashioned fun. So, with that in mind, I decided to start this week off with some pretty funny headlines I have seen in the past week.

1. “Headphones may jam heart devices.” It seems that wearing headphones may interfere with heart devices if held very close, and may even cause a defibrillator from delivering a lifesaving shock. SCARY!
2. “VP-Elect Joe Biden Booed at Eagles Game.” Ha! Eagles fans are ruthless. They even boo Santa-Claus!
3. “Church Member has 2 Families” Stunning news revealed by Lark News. Keep up the good work guys!
4. This is worth 5 minutes of your time. Thanks Brad!
5. “Daughter’s Hygiene causes a Stink” It appears that a mother has written in to the N&O asking for advice on how to handle her 23 year old daughters hygiene problems. It’s called a SHOWER